My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom
it was a tea bag
kittens have their first sips of water [x]
#WHAT IS THIS GODLY ELIXIR? #MANA FROM HEAVEN?? #OH PRAISE JESUS THIS IS DELICIOUS
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I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Literally I would read thousands of words of this.
to catch a bus you have to think like a bus
send this to your crush with no context
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I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..
Marge is such a great mom
She gets it.
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